Bob was old, decrepit, down rotten and weak
All that had transpired brought this man down to his knees

He was an old and washed up______
Self proclaimed hero (?)
All though his insane/senile rambling scene
Was far too unbelievable
But I can't comprehend why your mind goes out of tune
I can't follow your train of thought
Bob was an old and blinded man
He couldn't see I know the story's true cause
He told it to me
I came across his path at the age of 16
His was a house one would avoid on Halloween

Oft-heard Cummins quote in 2001:

"Next song is called Bob, dedicated to John Joyce."

The band never played Bob.